By Mike Bibb
Kamala Wearing Santa Hat Ornament | Kamala Harris Tis The Season Ornament | CubeBik"I understand the focus on '28 and all that. But there will be a marble bust of me in Congress. I am a historic figure like any Vice President of the United States ever was. . . Thousands of people are coming to hear my voice. Thousands and thousands. Every place we've gone has been sold out." — Kamala Harris discussing her place in history and her '107 Days' book tour during a New York Times interview, Dec. 9, 2025.
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Well, slap my fanny and yell "Fooled ya again, Mike. You really are dumber than you look!"
Everyone's entitled to their opinion but honestly, I had no idea the former Vice President was so popular, especially considering she failed to ascend to the White House last year, and wasted over a billion dollars trying.
Yet today, she's insisting thousands and thousands of "people are coming to hear" her voice.
Almost as if she's "On a mission from God," to borrow a line from Elwood in the old "Blues Brothers" flick.
Oh, she's pretty sure a marble bust of her is going to placed somewhere in Congress. Because, I suppose, she's an historic figure and entitled to one.
Guess so, along with all the other former Vice Presidents who were equally historic.
So historic, I imagine 99 out of a 100 people can't name five — without googling.
However, Kamala is famously associated with one of the worst Presidential administrations in American history. Her lackluster performance as Vice President was only overshadowed by Joe's even worse deficiency of significant accomplishments.
Don't believe there's any doubt about it. 99 out of a 100 people wouldn't have to google to find out. They've lived through the disorder, and are still suffering from many of Joe and Kamala's indiscriminate blunders.
Remember, there's a reason Democrats decided Joe had to go. He'd screwed-up things so badly, and was — apparently — unaware of what he was doing, that the decision was made by the Democratic National Committee to abruptly pull him from the 2024 Presidential race and quickly insert Kamala to take his place.
Not the best move, but Dems were desperate; hampered with a short bench and time was running out. The General Election was only about three months away.
As we've witnessed, the Biden Administration was a Lame Duck from the get-go, plagued with scandals, controversies and confusion from the moment Joe was sworn in. It steadily went downhill from there.
Consequently, it seems ridiculous Kamala is now promoting herself as a sort of Messiah, offering hope for a political party that can't decide if it wants to drift further left or devolve into full-blown socialism?
Kamala can go either way. After all, she's a California-trained politician, knows how the game is played, and will do what is necessary to further her ambitions.
She may have spent a billion bucks last year campaigning for a job she didn't win, but if she tries again in a few years, it may take two billion, or more, to put her over the top.
Much of the money will be for damage control in trying to repair, repudiate or "reimagine" her past mistakes.
Real sugar (facts) won't be necessary; artificial sweeteners will do just fine. Besides, most folks won't be able to tell the difference once it's all mixed together.
Which appears to be the underlying reason for her book tour and "I'm a historical figure" comment.
A not so subtle hint that while she's said the Presidency is a distant thought, her body language indicates otherwise.
Remains to be seen if she's clever enough to successfully complete the illusion or, as before, gets tripped-up in a web of her own making.
With a little AI enhancement, this theatrical presentation will look as real as Santa sipping on a cold Coke after a long night of evading ground-to-air missiles, United Nation's protests and Sen. Chuck Schumer reading a prepared statement condemning "This rotund menace is becoming a real threat to Democracy. Not since Donald Trump's Hitler imitation has the peace and safety of our society been intimidated to such an exaggerated extent that this guy, Santa Clause, poses a clear and present danger and should be indicted by a Grand Jury. Along with Trump, who, obviously, is the master mind behind the ridiculous Christmas farce."
Doubt Chuck wrote the fictitious speech — don't believe his attention span is that long. However, it seems like he's been in Congress since before it existed (1999). His recognition being herald as one of its "Distinguished Members" is an honorary accolade bestowed upon those who have simply waited-out the system until no one else is left to brag about.
Sort of an "Award by Attrition."
Which, come to think of it, was sorta the way Joe got to be Vice President.
In his memoir, "A Promised Land" (2020), former President Barack Obama wrote that Biden "had impressed me with his skill and discipline as a debater and his comfort on a national stage."
That might have been a slight stretch of Barack's imagination. A few years later, when the DNC dismissed Joe from running for reelection in 2024, the poor guy couldn't even find the stage.
Without his Autopen, it's doubtful anything would have gotten signed. Except, maybe, Hunter's pardon.
Ironically, even Hunter recently admitted his dad messed up on the border and botched the military withdrawal in Afghanistan.
Wow, are the Biden's starting to turn on each other? Maybe, they're gonna finally throw the old man under the 18-wheels of a big rig — driven by an Indian truck driver.
Sometimes, you have to shake your head and convince a confused conscience, it's better to chuckle than cry — even when crying seems more appropriate.
