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Zombie Territory In Grant County
Part Three

It may be difficult to see, but there appears to be a group of Zombies near the eleventh tree from the right, three rows of trees from the top, in the Gila Wilderness in Grant County. (The photograph was produced by Jessie Jobs and provided courtesy of the United States Fish and Wildlife Service.)

In October of 2023, Nuacht Aoir detailed that the Federal government has decreased the size of Grant County – that part of Grant County has disappeared.

The loss of land in Grant County was troubling to many, but leaders of the United States of America indicated that the loss was an opportunity for the nation to help an ethnic group that has borne the brunt of systemic discrimination for generations in this country.

Nuacht Aoir was able to report – exclusively – at that time that the Borough of ei-Zombiestan was created in the northern section of what was once considered part of Grant County.

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Secret Plans To Elect Joey And Kam

The campaign for "Elect Joey and Kam “ Progressives for Progress" is expected to use this photograph from the mid-1970s of then-United States Senator Joseph R. Biden, Jr. and Jill Biden. (The photograph was provided courtesy of the press kit of Senator Joseph R. Biden, Jr., circa 2006-2008, at http://biden.senate.gov/newsroom/presskit.cfm , circa mid-1970s.)

Nuacht Aoir has learned "exclusively" that the Administration of President Joseph Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris has developed a sophisticated plan for reelection.

This secret plan to be implemented today, April 1, 2024 calls for nicknames to be used when referring to the President and Vice President; for certain words to be classified as "derogatory" and for people who use those words to be called out as "bigots who discriminate"; and for "elect" and "election" to be utilized in place of "re-elect" and "reelection."

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Easter Bunny Visiting Southwest New Mexico
2024

The Easter Bunny is now visiting Southwest New Mexico. (The photograph was provided courtesy of Wesley J. Satterwhite.)

Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – that the Easter Bunny is now in Southwest New Mexico. The world-renowned philanthropic leader is visiting with friends in the area of the Burro Mountains as well as in the wilderness areas of the Gila National Forest.

In an off-the-paw interview earlier this week in the Gila, the Easter Bunny told Nuacht Aoir about plans for the Easter Sunday trip this coming weekend as well as plans for the Orthodox Easter Sunday trip on the first weekend in May.

Due to the sensitive nature of these plans, Nuacht Aoir agreed to refrain from reporting on the Easter Bunny's visit here until today.

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Leprechaun International Convention
Near Lordsburg
2024

Previous rainbows, like this one seen over Silver City, have encouraged leaders of the leprechaun community to meet again in Southwest New Mexico. (The photograph was provided courtesy of Terry Wood.)

The leprechauns have again gathered for their international meeting in Southwest New Mexico.

Nuacht Aoir has learned – exclusively – that the Leprechaun International Convention is taking place today, Saint Patrick's Day, near Lordsburg. This is the third year that the leprechauns have convened in the region. In 2022, the leprechauns met in Silver City, and in 2023, the convention took place in Catron County.

Donnchadha the Leprechaun, agreed to a short in-person interview early this morning at an undisclosed location near Lordsburg.

(Leprechauns only have one name; a few prominent leprechauns are allowed to add "the Leprechaun" to their name. Donnchadha is one of the more prominent Irish leprechauns.)